LMAO @ the teeth! I don't think I could do that kind of mixed marriage. Mine is bi-racial which is lovely, but Canon and Nikon? I think that would be too difficult in today's social climate. 
I do have much more stuff. Too many stuffs. I took the photo above (you can't tell, but it's even focus stacked) because there's a guy in a Facebook group that constantly complains about people posting their Canon boxes when their new gear arrives as if he finds it impossible to scroll on by. The next time I see him complain, I'm going to post it and tag him.
